Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who thinks he's a stud but can't even talk to a girl without tripping over his own feet

He tried to flirt with the barista and spilled his coffee

He asked a girl out and said 'hi' twice before walking away

He tried to text a girl and sent the same message 7 times

2

A guy who acts like he's been with 100 girls but has never kissed one

He told his friend he had a 'wild night' but just watched a movie

He tried to kiss his crush and bumped her shoulder

He asked a girl to prom and forgot what prom even was

3

A man who thinks a girl is into him just because she smiled at him once

He texted her 12 times because she said 'hi' once

He came to her class just to see her

He asked her if she wanted to be his 'girlfriend' and she said 'no'

4

A guy who thinks being a 'b00b n00b' is a badge of honor even though he's just bad at life

He said he's a 'legend' but can't even tie his shoes

He claims to be a 'master' but can't even remember his own phone number

He calls his little brother a 'b00b n00b' but he's the real one

5

A guy who thinks he's hot but can't even look a girl in the eye without blushing like a tomato

He tried to say 'hi' and turned red

He stared at a girl for 10 minutes and she walked away

He tried to talk to her and just said 'hi' and ran

6

A guy who thinks he's a player but has only ever dated his mom

He said he's got 'game' but just asked his mom for a snack

He called his mom 'his first love' and she said 'you're not cute'

He tried to ask a girl out and said 'I'm just like my mom'