B Zoo

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A nickname for a mexican when they act like a brain-dead donkey.
My cousin ate 10 tacos and then tried to dance the Macarena. B Zoo for life.
She said she could speak Spanish but said 'chips' instead of 'chapas'. Classic B Zoo moment.
He tried to explain the Mexican flag and got it wrong. B Zoo for sure.
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When a mexican is so dumb it makes your head hurt.
He thought avocados were a type of taco. B Zoo for real.
She said she knew all the presidents but named one from the 19th century. B Zoo moment.
He tried to speak Spanish but said 'chips' instead of 'chapas'. B Zoo for life.
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A mexican who is so clueless it’s like they were born in a taco truck.
She thought Cinco de Mayo was a pizza. B Zoo for sure.
He tried to make tamales but used pizza dough. B Zoo for life.
He claimed he knew all the Mexican presidents but named one who was dead. B Zoo moment.
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A mexican who is so dumb it’s like they forgot how to speak Spanish.
He tried to say 'hola' but said 'hello' instead. B Zoo for sure.
She thought tacos came from Italy. B Zoo for life.
He tried to explain the Day of the Dead and said it was a Mexican Halloween. B Zoo moment.
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A mexican who is so clueless it’s like they were born with a taco in their mouth.
He tried to speak Spanish but said 'chips' instead of 'chapas'. B Zoo for sure.
She thought the Aztecs were a type of sandwich. B Zoo moment.
He said the Mexican flag was blue, white, and green. B Zoo for life.
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A mexican who is so dumb it’s like they were raised by a taco truck.
He tried to explain the Mexican flag and got it all wrong. B Zoo for life.
She thought the Day of the Dead was a Mexican Halloween. B Zoo moment.
He tried to say 'chapas' but said 'chips'. B Zoo for sure.
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