B your L on my F

My cousin tried to B my L on my F during lunch and got syrup on my shirt.

He B my L on my F in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss saw everything.

She B my L on my F during our first date and I still haven’t forgiven her.

He B my L on my F in the back of the bus and I had to wipe my face with a napkin.

She B my L on my F during our group project and I had to leave the room.

He B my L on my F in the car and I got stuck with the smell for days.

He B my L on my F during our lunch break and I had to go wash my face.

She B my L on my F at the party and I got laughed at.

He B my L on my F in the hallway and I had to walk the rest of the day with it.