B-wing

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A Star Wars fighter that looks like a melted toaster. It only shows up for like five minutes in Return of the Jedi, but then it got a whole bunch of attention in books and comics because it was finally given a chance to shine.
'I thought the B-wing was gonna be the main character in the movie. It got like two lines.'
'My kid drew the B-wing and called it a 'space hot dog.'
'The B-wing is the only ship that looks like it was designed by a drunk robot.'
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The B-wing is the Rebel’s version of a junkyard dog. It has lasers, ion cannons, and a cockpit that spins like it’s trying to get dizzy.
'The B-wing is like the ugly cousin of the X-wing. It got more weapons, but it also got more attitude.'
'I’d rather fight a TIE fighter than sit in a B-wing. It’s like being stuck in a spinning trash can.'
'The B-wing shows up and just yells, 'I’m here, and I’m not leaving!' and then it disappears.'
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The B-wing is a Rebel fighter that looks like it was built in a junkyard by a drunk engineer. It has lasers, ion cannons, and a cockpit that spins like it's trying to escape.
'The B-wing is the Rebel version of a garbage truck. It shows up, drops a bunch of lasers, and then leaves before anyone notices.'
'The B-wing looks like it was made by a kid with a glue gun and a lot of rage.'
'I think the B-wing was trying to be cool, but it just ended up being weird.'
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