B West'd

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When you're so wasted you end up in the hospital and your friends think you're a god because you survived being a complete mess.
I saw B West'd in the ER with a IV and a pizza box. He was like a superhero.
My cousin got B West'd after drinking 12 beers and a whole bottle of wine. He passed out in a taco truck.
My friend went B West'd and woke up in a hotel room with a stranger's socks on his head.
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Being so drunk you get taken to the hospital and your friends think you're a rockstar because you're that bad at being drunk.
My dad got B West'd and the nurse had to give him a shot because he was screaming about aliens.
I went B West'd and ended up in the ER with a broken nose and a confused doctor.
My brother got B West'd and tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' to a pizza delivery guy.
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When you're so wasted you get hospitalized and your friends think you're a legend because you're too trashy to die.
My friend got B West'd and woke up in the hospital with a tattoo of a chicken on his arm.
I got B West'd and the doctor had to give me a shot because I was talking to the ceiling.
My cousin got B West'd and tried to eat a whole pizza box in the hospital.
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You're so drunk you end up in the hospital and your friends think you're a legend because you're too messed up to die.
My friend got B West'd and the doctor had to put him in a straitjacket.
I got B West'd and tried to dance to a heartbeat monitor.
My cousin got B West'd and woke up with a IV in his arm and a chicken hat on his head.
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When you're so wasted you go to the hospital and your friends think you're a hero because you survived being a total disaster.
My brother got B West'd and the nurse had to give him a shot because he was yelling about aliens.
I got B West'd and tried to eat a whole salad in the ER.
My friend got B West'd and woke up with a IV in his arm and a chicken hat on his head.
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You're so drunk you get taken to the hospital and your friends think you're a legend because you're that trashy and that alive.
My cousin got B West'd and tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' to a pizza delivery guy.
I got B West'd and ended up in the ER with a broken nose and a confused doctor.
My friend got B West'd and the nurse had to give him a shot because he was screaming about aliens.
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