b wells

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The king of the block. The only one who can make things look easy while you’re sweating like a fat man in a sauna.

B Wells walked in and flexed. I was still trying to tie my shoes.

He did the math in his head. I used a calculator and still failed.

He got a 10 on the test. I got a 1 because I thought the questions were in Spanish.

The ultimate legend. The guy who’s so good, he makes your failure look like a toddler’s tantrum.

He solved the problem in 2 seconds. I took 2 minutes and still got it wrong.

He ate the whole pizza. I got a slice and still felt full.

He got the job. I got the rejection letter and a side of shame.

The god of all things. The only one who can make you feel like a complete idiot without even trying.

He did the task in 5 minutes. I took an hour and still messed it up.

He got the girl. I got the guy who thought he was cool.

He passed the test. I failed it and cried in the hallway.