B. Wayne

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The only man who can make a villain cry and still have time to text his mom.
B. Wayne just kicked the Joker's ass and sent his mom a heart emoji.
He beat up the Riddler while wearing pajamas and eating cereal.
He texted his mom during a bank robbery and still won.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who fights crime like it's a homework assignment he didn't finish.
B. Wayne did 10 push-ups before beating up the Penguin.
He solved the mystery of the missing wallet in 3 seconds.
He fought the Scarecrow while eating a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The only person who can take a punch and still make a joke about it.
B. Wayne got punched in the face and said, 'That was a little weak, bro.'
He took a hit from the Penguin and still made a joke about his shoes.
He got knocked down and said, 'You're gonna need a better punch than that.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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