B-Washable

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A person who gets their brain turned to mush by some stupid idea. Like a brainwashed zombie.

My cousin is b-washable. He thinks aliens run the school.

I tried to explain math to my brother. He’s b-washable. Now he thinks 2+2=5 because it ‘feels right’.

My friend’s dog is b-washable. It barks at the mailman like he’s the devil.

Someone who lets nonsense talk in their head. They’re like a sponge for bad ideas.

My teacher’s b-washable. She believes the cafeteria food is magical.

My neighbor’s kid is b-washable. He thinks the internet is run by ducks.

I’m b-washable. I believe the sky is a giant pizza.

A person who can’t think for themselves. They just take whatever nonsense is thrown at them.

My mom is b-washable. She thinks the vacuum cleaner is a monster.

My friend’s cat is b-washable. It stares at the TV like it’s plotting world domination.

My uncle is b-washable. He believes the moon is made of cheese and he’s gonna eat it.

Someone who lets other people’s dumb ideas take over their brain. They’re like a walking dumb idea.

My dad is b-washable. He thinks the TV is alive and it’s watching him.

My sister is b-washable. She thinks the toaster is trying to take over the world.

My brother is b-washable. He thinks the clouds are aliens on a break.

A person who gets turned into a brainwashed mess by some stupid thing. They’re like a brainwashed clown.

My little brother is b-washable. He thinks the fridge is haunted.

My friend is b-washable. He thinks the internet is run by spiders.

My cousin is b-washable. She thinks the sun is a giant egg.