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Boiling a kettle like it’s your enemy, then sitting on it like it’s a throne. Let the steam hit your butt like a curse. If you’re feeling fancy, you can dump your poop water into your friend’s butt and call it a love letter.
I sat on a kettle so hard, my pants caught fire. My butt thanked me with a loud fart.
Steam, poop, and a kettle, that’s my idea of a perfect Monday.
I used my friend’s butt as a receptacle for my poop water. He called it a surprise party.