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When you chug a whole bottle of cheap wine from the discount aisle before your blind date arrives and then you brag about your skills and end up giving her the best two-hour sex of her life.

I drank the whole bottle before she even showed up. She didn't know what hit her.

I talked so much trash that she thought I was a legend. Then I showed her.

She was so tired after that session, she didn't even care I was hungover.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You drink a whole bottle of cheap wine from the discount store before your date shows up and then you brag so much that you end up having sex with her for two hours straight.

I drank the whole bottle before she showed up. I was already a legend before we even met.

She didn’t know what hit her when I started talking trash and then I started making her feel good.

I didn’t even stop for coffee. I just kept going for two hours.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You guzzle down a whole bottle of cheap wine before your date shows up and then you flex so much that you end up giving her the best two-hour love session of her life.

I drank the whole bottle before she even knocked on my door. She didn’t stand a chance.

I was so full of wine and ego, I didn’t even know how good I was.

She was so happy after that session, she forgot I was hungover.

by Slangipedia 5d ago