B-Town Roast

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The B-Town Roast is when you take a big head and pop it like a balloon. It happens in Berkeley, and it needs fake coolness and the guts of a lunatic.
"You said you started the band? I had a solo gig in 2003, and I wore pants.", @BerkeleyBragger
"You think you're the king of the club? I was there when the king got kicked out.", @ClubKingBasher
"You said you invented hip-hop? I was rapping before your mom had a job.", @HipHopHater"
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The B-Town Roast is like a slap fight for people who think they're famous but aren't. It comes from Berkeley and needs smugness and the nerve of a donkey.
"You said you were the first to post that meme? I posted it before you had a phone.", @MemeMaster", "You think you're the best at basketball? I was on the team when you were still in diapers.", @BasketballBragger", "You said you were the first to say that joke? I heard it from my grandma.", @JokeThief"
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The B-Town Roast is when people get roasted for bragging like they're the main character of a movie they didn't even star in. It's from Berkeley and needs attitude and the guts of a chicken.
"You said you were the love of the school? I had a crush on the principal.", @SchoolLoveRival", "You think you're the best at art? I painted the mural you're standing in front of.", @ArtBragger", "You said you were the smartest in the class? I aced the test before you even opened your eyes.", @SmartAss"
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