B-Town Posse

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A bunch of loudmouth friends from Berkeley who think they're the best at everything. They've been best friends since they were kids and still hang out like it's the 90s. They ride around in a bus that's so old it smells like regret and pizza.
I saw the whole posse at the park screaming at a pigeon like it owed them money.
They showed up at my mom's house wearing pajamas and eating tacos at 3 a. m.
They tried to take over the coffee shop and ended up fighting over the last latte.
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A group of friends from Berkeley who act like they're related even though they're not. They’ve been hanging out since they were kids and still do stupid stuff together, like trying to beat the bus driver at chess.
They showed up at the park wearing matching socks and arguing about who had the best pizza.
They tried to sing at a concert and it was like a disaster.
They fought over the last Takra piece like it was the last piece of pizza in the world.
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A group of friends from Berkeley who think they’re the best at everything. They’ve been friends for so long they don’t even need words, just eye rolls and pizza. They ride around in a bus that smells like regret and bad decisions.
They showed up at the coffee shop screaming about how they’re the best at everything.
They fought over a Takra piece like it was the last piece of pizza on Earth.
They tried to take over the park and ended up fighting over a sandwich.
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A bunch of friends from Berkeley who act like they’re related even though they’re not. They’re loud, they’re dumb, and they still hang out like it’s the 90s. They ride around in a bus that smells like regret and old pizza.
They showed up at the park wearing pajamas and screaming about how they’re the best.
They fought over the last Takra piece like it was the last piece of pizza in the world.
They tried to take over the coffee shop and ended up fighting over a latte.
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A group of friends from Berkeley who think they're the best at everything. They've been friends since they were kids and still do stupid stuff together like arguing about who had the best pizza.
They showed up at the coffee shop screaming about how they’re the best at everything.
They fought over a Takra piece like it was the last piece of pizza on Earth.
They tried to take over the park and ended up fighting over a sandwich.
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