B-Town Playa

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A person who lives in Berryessa and acts like they own the place even though they probably can't afford a pizza.
"I was born in B-Town, so I don't have to pay for my pizza. You just have to suffer."
My cousin says he's a B-Town Playa, but he still lives with his mom.
I told my teacher I'm from B-Town, and she gave me extra credit just to shut me up.
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Someone from Berryessa who thinks they're the king of the block, but they're just lucky no one else wants to fight them.
"I'm the B-Town Playa. You're just a tourist who got lost."
He says he's a B-Town Playa, but he can't even find the gym.
My friend tried to be a B-Town Playa, but he got beat up by a third grader.
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A Berryessa native who brags about their town like it's the only place on Earth that matters, even though it's just a bunch of tracks and a gas station.
"B-Town is the best place ever. You're just a loser from nowhere."
She says she's a B-Town Playa, but she still uses the bus.
I tried to be a B-Town Playa, but I got laughed out of the school.
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