B-string Underwear

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The last pair of underwear you wore before you forgot about them and they turned into a sad, smelly mess that you only wear when you're too lazy to get out of bed.

My B-strings are so old they're basically a second skin and a third layer of regret.

I wore these so long I think they remember my first heartbreak.

I wore my B-strings to work because I forgot my pants and my dignity.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

That piece of fabric you call underwear that has seen too many nights of bad decisions and questionable life choices.

These B-strings are like my ex, they’re still around but they’re definitely not coming back.

I wore these to the grocery store and my dog looked at me like I had betrayed him.

I tried to wear them to a party and got laughed at like I was wearing a sock on my head.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The only thing holding your pants up when you're too broke to buy new ones and too lazy to wash the old ones.

I wore my B-strings for a week straight and now I smell like a trash can that got hit by a skunk.

My B-strings are the only thing keeping me from falling apart.

I wore them to my sister’s wedding and she said I looked like I had been in a fight with a sock.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The fabric you wear when you’re too tired to care and your pants are too worn to hold up anymore.

I wore my B-strings because I was too tired to change and my pants were too worn to live.

My B-strings have been through more than my last relationship.

I wore them to the gym and my trainer said I was training for a marathon, of shame.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The last thing you wear before you give up on fashion and just accept your sad, smelly existence.

I wore my B-strings because I had no other options and my dignity was already gone.

These B-strings are so old they’ve got their own personality, and it’s very grumpy.

I wore them to work and my boss asked if I was trying to be a ghost.

by Slangipedia 15d ago