Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the meaty sticks you get when you're hungry and your mom forgot to buy buns

I ate six b-stix for breakfast. My stomach is now a war zone.

My brother called my b-stix 'the sticks of doom.' I took it as a compliment.

At school lunch, I got b-stix and cried. They were cold and sad.

2

the long, skinny parts of a sandwich that look like they’re trying to escape

My b-stix ran away from my sandwich. I chased them across the table.

I bit into a b-stix and it screamed. I took that as a victory.

My b-stix looked at me like I betrayed them.

3

the part of a sandwich that’s just there to make you feel bad about yourself

My b-stix made me feel like I failed life.

I ate my b-stix and now I’m sad. It was a beautiful thing.

My b-stix were the only ones who understood my loneliness.

4

the long, skinny parts of a sandwich that are too proud to be eaten whole

My b-stix stood up to me. I was impressed.

I tried to eat my b-stix like they were royalty. They didn’t like it.

My b-stix are now famous. They have a Twitter account.

5

the part of a sandwich that’s just there to remind you that you’re not full yet

I ate my b-stix and still felt hungry. That’s the point.

My b-stix were just there to annoy me. I loved them for it.

After my b-stix, I cried. I was that hungry.

6

the long, skinny parts of a sandwich that come with a side of disappointment

I bit into my b-stix and got a side of disappointment. It was worth it.

My b-stix were the worst part of my sandwich. I didn’t care.

I ate my b-stix and now I’m sad. That’s the life.