B-stemmin

Current Trending

6 views · Added 15d ago · 5 definitions

When you’re so wasted your brain takes a vacation and the brain stem steps in to do your job because it’s the only thing still working.

I drank 12 beers and now my brain is on a beach in Florida.

My brain went to sleep and my brain stem started a karaoke night.

I tried to text my mom and my brain stem sent a meme instead.

Your brain is so trashed it’s out of commission and the brain stem is like, 'Okay, I’ll handle this.'

I tried to walk home and my brain stem just said, 'I’ll take it from here.'

My brain went to a bar and the brain stem stayed home to work.

I tried to eat pizza and my brain stem said, 'That’s a yes.'

Your brain is so drunk it’s passed out, and the brain stem is like, 'I’ll do the important stuff.'

My brain got a DUI and the brain stem took over the wheel.

I tried to talk and my brain stem just said, 'Let’s just text.'

My brain is in a hotel and the brain stem is at work.

Your brain is so smashed it’s on a break, and the brain stem is like, 'I’ll take care of this.'

My brain took a lunch break and my brain stem finished my homework.

I tried to think and my brain stem just said, 'That’s not a problem.'

My brain went to a party and the brain stem stayed home to work.

Your brain is so drunk it’s on a couch, and the brain stem is like, 'I’ll handle this.'

My brain is on a couch and my brain stem is at the office.

I tried to think and my brain stem just said, 'That’s not a problem.'

My brain went to the movies and the brain stem stayed home to work.