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a fake-ass person who lies like a dog, smells like a sewer, and photoshops herself so much she looks like a cartoon. she also rides camels like they owe her money.
i saw her profile and thought she was a queen, then i saw her in real life and thought she was a ghost.
she said she was a model, but she looks like she got hit by a pizza.
she told me she went to paris, but she probably took a camel there.
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a total fraud with the stench of a dead raccoon and a face that looks like it came out of a filter. she also has a side job fucking camels.
her picture looks like a supermodel, but in real life she looks like she just ate a toilet.
she said she was in a fancy restaurant, but she probably ate camel pie.
she told me she was rich, but she smells like a trash can.
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a person who lies so much it’s a sport, smells like a swamp, and edits her face so much it looks like a emoji. she also sleeps with camels.
her face looks like it came out of a phone app, but she says it’s real life.
she told me she was a princess, but she probably got a camel for a pet.
she said she was in a movie, but she probably got a camel role.
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a fake person who lies like a broken record, smells like a garbage truck, and edits her pictures so much you think she’s a robot. she also fucks camels for fun.
she said she was a celebrity, but she looks like she just got out of a sewer.
she told me she went to a party, but she probably took a camel to it.
her face looks like it came out of a filter, but she says it’s real.
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a total phony who lies like a snake, smells like a dead fish, and edits her pictures so much she looks like a cartoon. she also fucks camels for no reason.
she said she was a queen, but she looks like she just ate a camel.
her picture looks like a model, but she smells like a dead rat.
she told me she was rich, but she probably lives in a camel.
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a fake person who lies like a madman, smells like a swamp, and edits her face so much it looks like a emoji. she also fucks camels like it’s her job.
she said she was a supermodel, but she looks like she just got out of a sewer.
her picture looks like a filter, but she says it’s real life.
she told me she was in a movie, but she probably got a camel role.
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