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when someone sends you so many messages you feel like you're in a relationship and you're not even dating them

Hey, I just woke up and thought of you. How are you? I miss you already.

Did you eat breakfast? I did. I even took a photo of my toast. You should have seen it.

I just saw a cat and it reminded me of you. I'm sending you a video of it.

when someone gives you enough info to track them down like they're a criminal and you're the FBI

I was at the grocery store and I got a coupon for you. I know you like coupons.

I saw your favorite band playing and I took a photo of the stage. I know you'll want it.

I even wrote down the license plate of the car that just passed by. It was blue. You'll know why.

when someone sends you so many messages you start to question your sanity and whether they're worth it

I just had a dream about you. It was weird and I don't know why.

I counted my steps today and I thought of you. 10,000 steps for you.

I even texted my dog about you. He barked at me. He's on your side.

when someone is so persistent you think they're trying to replace your phone with their face

I just finished my lunch and I thought of you. I'm sending you a photo of my sandwich.

I even wrote a poem about you. It's short but it's sweet.

I counted the number of letters in my name and it's 6. I know you like numbers.

when someone gives you so much info you're half-convinced they've been following you since kindergarten

I just saw a bird and it reminded me of you. I'm sending you a video of it.

I even texted my mom about you. She says you're annoying but she likes you.

I counted how many times I blinked today and I thought of you. It was 37 times.