B-squared

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A girl who waits until the last minute to give it up. She’s all tease and no treat.

Bro I asked her to the prom and she said I had to wait until May

She said she’d do it when I graduated, but I still haven’t

She had me waiting for a year just to get a little head

When you're so broke and black you don't even know where your money went.

I had to wear my cousin’s pants to the store because I had no clothes

I ate my dog’s food because I couldn’t afford a meal

My phone was broken and I had to text my mom on my brother’s phone

A math trick that lets you find the longest side of a triangle when you know the other two. It’s like the math world’s version of a cheat code.

I used it to pass geometry

My teacher said I was the only one who got it

I got a 100 because of it

Drinking beer after lighting one up. Bud and budlight make the best combo.

I drank a budlight after my first cigarette

I got drunk and smoked at the same time

Bud x Booze = B squared, I swear it’s real

A math equation that makes people feel stupid for not knowing it. It’s like the math world’s version of a pop quiz.

I failed the test because I didn’t know it

My teacher said it was the hardest one

I had to stay after class to learn it