Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who films himself having sex with animals and then guts the poor thing for a happy ending.

'I call it the buffalo special. It’s a full-on rodeo.'

'That raccoon looked confused. I think it cried.'

'The goat didn’t even flinch. I think it was tired of my shenanigans.'

2

A person who loves killing animals during sex and thinks it’s the best part of the show.

'I don’t do it for the fans. I do it for the meat.'

'The chicken was a surprise. I didn’t know it was a hen.'

'I kill them all. Some days I even kill the camera.'

3

A weirdo who films himself screwing animals and then finishes the job with a knife.

'That pig had more personality than my ex.'

'I don’t know why I keep doing this. It’s just habit.'

'The cow looked like it was about to say something.'

4

A guy who takes animal sex seriously and ends every movie with a bloodbath.

'I don’t care if the animal dies. I care if it looks good on film.'

'The cat was a diva. I had to kill it twice.'

'The dog ran away. I chased it for a mile.'

5

A man who has sex with animals and then kills them because he’s a total jerk.

'That goat was my favorite. I had to kill it.'

'I didn’t even like the chicken. I just killed it.'

'The pig had a name. I didn’t give it a chance.'

6

A person who takes animal sex to the extreme and then finishes the job with a chainsaw.

'I don’t do it for the love. I do it for the kill.'

'That chicken looked like it was about to sing.'

'The cow had a plan. I didn’t let it happen.'