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a balla so smooth he could slide out of a jail cell with a lollipop in his mouth and a pizza on his head. he’s filthy rich, tight as a drum, and balls all day like it’s his job
he came in the class wearing a shirt that said 'i didn't do it' and a chain that said 'you did it'
he texted me 'i just robbed a bank and i'm still in my pajamas'
he showed up to lunch with a whole chicken in his backpack and a side of disrespect