b-slice

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A big, hard, flapping meat stick that goes bonkers when someone looks at it wrong. It's like a boner got a haircut and a street pass.

Bro, I saw your b-slice in the mirror and I almost peed my pants.

My b-slice woke up at 3 AM and I had to go eat a taco.

Your b-slice is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

The ultimate cocky stick. It’s the kind of meat that thinks it’s the king of the bedroom and doesn’t care if it’s on display.

My b-slice was out for the whole meeting. I got fired.

I showed my b-slice to my mom and she said, 'You’re not going to the prom.'

My b-slice is so big, it has a side job as a ladder.

A meaty weapon that’s ready to fight. It’s like a boner got a tattoo and a scholarship.

My b-slice came out during the Zoom call. My boss asked if I was okay.

I had to hide my b-slice under my desk at work. My coworkers knew something was up.

My b-slice is so big, it could bench-press a cow.

A stiff, proud, and slightly arrogant member of the body. It’s like a boner got a job and a new suit.

My b-slice woke me up at 2 AM. I had to drink a whole soda.

I showed my b-slice to my dad and he said, 'You’re not going to college.'

My b-slice is so big, it has its own fan club.

A hard, proud, and sometimes stubborn meat stick. It’s like a boner got a new attitude and a street pass.

My b-slice came out during my presentation. The whole class laughed.

I had to hide my b-slice under my hoodie. My friends knew I was up to something.

My b-slice is so big, it could start a band.

A stiff, proud, and sometimes loud piece of meat. It’s like a boner got a job, a tattoo, and a loud mouth.

My b-slice woke me up at 1 AM. I had to eat a whole pizza.

I showed my b-slice to my teacher and got sent to the office.

My b-slice is so big, it could be a superhero.