B-Shot

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You’re about to get a piece of the girl’s body, but you pull up at the last second and blast her in the eye. She’s confused, stunned, and you yell ‘BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!’ like you just won the lottery.
She thought I was gonna kiss her. I shot her in the eye and screamed ‘BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!’ like I was a superhero.
I pulled up at the last second and blew her eye out. She cried and I yelled ‘BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!’ like I was the best at life.
She was ready to make out. I shot her in the eye and screamed like I had just killed a dragon.
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You were about to touch the girl, but you snatched up and shot her in the eye. You laughed so hard you cried and said ‘BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!’ like you were the king of the school.
I was about to kiss her. I shot her in the eye and laughed so hard I cried. ‘BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!’ I yelled like I was the king of the school.
She was gonna give me a hug. I shot her in the eye and yelled ‘BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!’ like I was a ninja.
I thought she was gonna slap me. I shot her in the eye and said ‘BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!’ like I was a god.
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You’re about to get the girl, but you pull away and blast her eye. You yell ‘BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!’ so loud it scared the principal and everyone in the hallway.
She thought I was gonna ask her out. I shot her in the eye and screamed ‘BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!’ so loud the principal came running.
He was about to ask her out. He shot her in the eye and yelled so loud the cops showed up.
She was gonna say yes. I shot her in the eye and screamed like I was gonna take over the school.
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