B-shifted

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When you're supposed to do something but you're too lazy to even try. You're like a broken toaster that doesn't even make toast.
I B-shifted my homework again. I just stared at it like it was my enemy.
He B-shifted the whole project. It's like he didn't even show up.
She B-shifted her exam. She didn't even bother to answer the questions.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The fire department’s B-shift is like the class clown who never stops messing up and gets in trouble every day.
B-shift showed up and set the fire station on fire. Classic.
The fire truck didn’t even start because B-shift forgot the keys.
B-shift got lost on the way to the fire. They took three wrong turns.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B-shift is the best shift because they know how to save your house. If B-shift shows up, your house is safe. If not, it’s going down with the basement.
I called 911 and got B-shift. My house is still standing. I’m grateful.
They called B-shift and my house survived. A-shift would’ve burned it down.
C-shift showed up and my house went up in flames. Classic.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B-shift is the group of firefighters who are all jerks, weirdos, and total messes who make life harder for everyone.
B-shift came and made a mess of the fire. They didn’t even try.
B-shift got lost on the way to the fire. Again.
B-shift took forever to put out the fire. They were too busy arguing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you're so bored you start typing nonsense with your fingers just to keep yourself occupied.
I typed every letter on my keyboard just for fun. I had nothing else to do.
He typed random letters for hours. He didn’t even know what he was doing.
She typed nonsense just because she was bored out of her mind.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B-shift is the worst shift because A-shift and C-shift both think it’s the worst shift.
A-shift said B-shift is the worst. They probably just want to take over.
C-shift agreed that B-shift is the worst. They’re both probably just lazy.
Both A and C shift said B-shift was the worst. They’re both probably just jealous.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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