B-shift

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B-shift is the fire department's favorite shift to mess everything up. They're always the ones who blow things out of proportion and make simple jobs into a disaster.
My house caught fire and B-shift showed up, they just laughed and left it burning.
B-shift tried to put out a fire but made it bigger. Classic.
I called B-shift and they showed up 30 minutes late, then forgot to bring the ladder.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B-shift is the best shift, they do their job right the first time and save your house from burning down. If B-shift isn’t there, you're probably going to end up in the basement.
My house was saved because B-shift was on duty. A-shift would have let it burn down.
B-shift showed up and saved my dog from the fire. A-shift would have left it to die.
My neighbor's house was on fire and B-shift saved it. I’m forever grateful.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To B-shift is to totally fail at everything. You drop the ball so hard it goes into orbit.
He B-shifted the whole operation and we ended up with no water.
She B-shifted the whole fire and it got out of control.
They B-shifted the call and the fire just got worse.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B-shift is the fire department’s version of a group of drunk, lazy, and completely unqualified people who think they’re the best. They barely know what they’re doing and they’re the reason for most of the rules in the fire service.
B-shift showed up and just stood there. I don’t know why they even bother showing up.
They call B-shift the ‘worst shift’ because they really are the worst.
B-shift tried to put out a fire but they just left it on fire and walked away.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B-shift is the peak of boredom. You decide that typing with your whole hand is not enough, so you make up new ways to type just to waste time.
He spent 20 minutes typing with both hands just to waste time.
She tried to type with her feet and got distracted.
He was so bored he made up a new keyboard just to type on.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B-shift is the worst shift, and everyone knows it. A-shift and C-shift both agree that B-shift is the one that messes up everything.
A-shift said B-shift messed up the whole day.
C-shift just nodded in agreement when A-shift said B-shift was the worst.
Everyone in the fire department knows B-shift is the worst shift.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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