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A pathetic little orange one who can't be bothered to do anything but slap the roof like a confused monkey.
I can't be bothered *slaps roof*
Why are you even here?
This is the worst day ever.
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A Hulk First! kind of guy who yells like a madman and then does weird dances.
HuLk F1St!!
I'm gonna smash you!
Dance time! *weird dance*
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A guy who screams like he's being tortured and then does weird dances.
EEEEEEEEEE (against a wall)
I'm dying! *weird dance*
Why is this happening to me? *weird dance*
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A Silly Billy who acts like a religious freak and starts a cult.
Silly Billy!!
I believe in Silly Billy!
Join the Silly Billy Religion!
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A guy who thinks the hash brown was the worst thing ever and then does weird dances.
Ok, THE HASH BROWN WASNT EVEN THAT BAD!
That hash brown was a disaster!
I will never eat hash browns again.
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A perfectionist who does weird dances and acts like they're the best thing ever.
PeRfEct *weird dance thing*
I'm perfect! *weird dance*
Perfection is my middle name.
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A scary guy who does weird dances and acts like they're going to kill you.
Scary *weird dance thing*
I'm going to scare you! *weird dance*
You're gonna die! *weird dance*
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A guy who clicks their mouth and says 'Noice!' like it's the best thing ever.
*clicks mouth* NOICE!
Noice! *clicks mouth*
I'm the noice-iest person ever! *clicks mouth*
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A guy who's obsessed with muffins and wants to die instead of eating them.
Hi, I'm a muffin
I want to die, not eat muffins!
Muffin time is the worst.
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A guy who keeps saying 'I wanna die' and acts like it's the most important thing.
I wanna die, die, die
Please, I just wanna die
Die, die, die! *screams*
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A guy who keeps saying 'It's muffin time' like it's a religious experience.
It's muffin time
Muffin time is the best!
I live for muffin time.
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A guy who wants to be killed because of muffins and keeps repeating the same line over and over.
Please, somebody kill me
I need to be killed!
Kill me! *screams*
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A guy who asks if you had a muffin and then gets mad if you say no.
Have you had a muffin today?
No? *angry face*
You're the worst for not having a muffin.
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A guy who yells 'I wanna die' and 'It's muffin time' like it's a battle cry.
I wanna die, die, die
It's muffin time!
I'm going to die from muffins!
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A guy who says 'Die, potato, die' like it's a real thing.
Die, potato, die
I'm dying from potatoes!
Why is the potato dying? *confused*
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A guy who bakes you a pie and then asks what flavor it is like it's a life-or-death situation.
I baked you a pie
What flavor is it? *nervous*
Please tell me it's chocolate!
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A guy who screams 'Pie, pie, pie!' like it's the most important thing in the world.
Pie, pie, pie!
I'm gonna eat all the pies!
Pie is life! *screams*
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A guy who says 'Dad, I'm hungry' like it's a cry for help.
Dad, I'm hungry
I'm dying from hunger!
I can't take it anymore!
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A guy who says 'Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad' like it's a weird introduction.
Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad
Why is your name Hungry?
That's the weirdest introduction ever.
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A guy who screams 'Why did you name me this way?' like it's the worst thing ever.
Why did you name me this way?
That name is the worst!
I hate my name! *screams*
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A guy who says 'Why, why, why?' like it's the most annoying thing ever.
Why, why, why?
Why is everything happening to me?
Why? *screams*
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A guy who says 'I'm gonna do an internet' like it's a declaration of war.
I'm gonna do an internet
Internet is coming! *screams*
You're gonna be taken down by the internet!
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A guy who says 'Well, I'm gonna do a book' like it's the most dramatic thing ever.
Well, I'm gonna do a book
I'm writing a book! *dramatic*
The book is coming! *screams*