B-Raft

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A stupid nickname for Brian's junk. Most Brians don't even have one. It's not a raft. It's a mess. You can ride it. It's wet. It's rough. It's like white water rafting but way worse.
Brian's B-Raft is the worst. I’ve seen it flail like a mad man.
My cousin Brian said his B-Raft was broken. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
White water rafting? Please. The B-Raft is like being tossed into a toilet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The B-Raft is Brian's junk. It's not a raft. It's just a nickname. Some Brians are lucky. Others are not. It's a ride. It's messy. It's like rafting in a sewer.
I tried to ride the B-Raft. It threw me into the mud. I looked like a pig.
Brian’s B-Raft is so bad, even his dog ran away.
My B-Raft is broken. I’m not riding it. I’m just sitting here crying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Brian’s junk is called the B-Raft. It's not a raft. It's a nickname. You can ride it. It's wet. It's rough. It's like a toilet ride with no seat.
My B-Raft is so broken, I can’t even stand up.
Riding the B-Raft is like being thrown into a pile of trash.
Brian’s B-Raft is the reason I hate him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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