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When an Asian parent sees your B plus, they throw a tantrum like you failed the entire year. They yell so loud the neighbors call the cops.
My mom screamed, 'You got a B plus? I might as well have died!'
Dad looked at my report card and said, 'I’d rather you got a D and had a brain tumor.'
My sister’s mom flipped out and said, 'A B plus? I’m gonna burn your report card!'
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A B plus is like getting a slap in the face from your Asian parent. They think you’re a total failure.
My dad said, 'A B plus? I’d rather you got an F and ate my lunch.'
My mom called me a ‘disappointment’ and said I was ‘worse than a C.’
My brother’s parent said, 'You got a B plus? I’d rather you got a D and cried!'
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A B plus is the worst grade you can get. Your Asian parent acts like you’re dead.
My mom said, 'I’m so embarrassed. You got a B plus? I’m gonna die of shame.'
Dad looked at my report card and said, 'This is worse than a D.'
My cousin’s parent said, 'A B plus? I’d rather you failed and got a tattoo.'
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