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A man’s brain saves a picture of a woman’s boobs so he can look at it later when he’s bored or needs a pick-me-up.

I saw a girl in class and my brain saved her boobs for later. Now I can’t stop thinking about them.

I got a DM that said, 'Hey, I’m thinking about you and your chest.' I knew it was true.

My brain keeps replaying that ad with the lady in a bikini. It’s like a commercial for my brain.

A man's brain keeps a photo of a woman’s boobs just so he can use it like a snack when he's hungry for something juicy.

I had to eat lunch, but my brain gave me a mental snack of a girl’s boobs instead.

My teacher walked in and I saw her chest. I instantly got distracted.

I was doing math and then my brain showed me a picture of a woman’s boobs. Math forgot about me.

A man’s brain keeps a picture of a woman’s boobs so he can pull it out whenever he’s tired or needs something to laugh at.

I was tired from work and my brain showed me a picture of a woman’s boobs. I felt better.

I saw a funny meme and my brain said, 'Why not add a woman’s boobs?'

My brain showed me a woman’s boobs during my Zoom meeting. I laughed so hard I forgot the meeting.

A man’s brain has a secret drawer where it stores pictures of a woman’s boobs for when he needs to be reminded of something good.

I had a bad day and my brain opened the drawer with a woman’s boobs. It fixed my day.

I was stuck in traffic and my brain showed me a woman’s boobs. It made it bearable.

My brain has a drawer full of boobs. I just opened it for no reason.

A man’s brain keeps a copy of a woman’s boobs like a backup plan for when life gets boring or he needs something to look at.

I had nothing to do and my brain gave me a backup plan: a woman’s boobs.

Life was boring so I pulled up a woman’s boobs from my brain. It was worth it.

I had a long day and my brain said, 'Here’s a backup plan: a woman’s boobs.'

A man’s brain keeps a photo of a woman’s boobs so he can use it like a cheat sheet when he’s feeling lazy or needs a quick boost.

I didn’t want to study and my brain gave me a cheat sheet of a woman’s boobs.

I was feeling lazy and my brain handed me a woman’s boobs like it was a snack.

My brain gave me a cheat sheet of a woman’s boobs. I used it to pass the test.