B Pee

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Pulling up to a gas station just to take a leak because you're too lazy to find a real bathroom.

I had to B Pee so bad I drove three blocks just to use the restroom at the corner gas station.

My bladder was about to explode, so I B Pee'd at the gas station like it was my life.

I saw a gas station and thought, 'This is the closest thing to a toilet I've seen in years.' So I B Pee'd.

When you're too drunk or too stupid to realize you're just going to pee in the gas station.

I was too drunk to remember where my house was, so I B Pee'd at the gas station like it was my second home.

I B Pee'd at the gas station because I thought it was a fancy restaurant.

I drank six beers and B Pee'd at the gas station like it was a life-or-death situation.

When you see a gas station and think it's the only way to survive the rest of your life.

I saw a gas station and thought, 'This is my last hope. I'm B Pee-ing here.'

I had to B Pee so bad I passed out at the gas station like it was a miracle.

I was on a road trip and B Pee'd at the gas station because I had no idea where the next bathroom was.