B' Opha Tea

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The goo that drips from your nuts when you’re too sweaty to care about your dignity.
I just ran five miles and my B’ Opha Tea was like a waterfall of shame.
My B’ Opha Tea was so strong it woke up the neighbor’s dog.
After the hot day, my B’ Opha Tea was like a crime scene.
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The liquid shame that leaks from your balls when you’re too hot to think straight.
My B’ Opha Tea was so bad, my pants smelled like regret.
I tried to hide my B’ Opha Tea, but my shirt was soaked in embarrassment.
My B’ Opha Tea was so strong, it made my socks cry.
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The gross stuff that oozes out of your nuts when you’re too lazy to wipe it.
My B’ Opha Tea was so bad, my mom told me to take a shower.
I left my B’ Opha Tea on the couch, and now it’s a fossil.
My B’ Opha Tea was so bad, my dog ran away.
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