B Noza

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When you try to move and it's like you're stuck in a tar pit and you're also being attacked by a swarm of bees. Total disaster.
I tried to run and my legs turned into spaghetti. B Noza confirmed.
I touched a ball and it screamed in my face. That's B Noza.
I tried to play soccer and my feet decided to take a nap. B Noza at its finest.
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When you try to do something active and it's like your body is possessed by a demon who hates you and wants you to fail.
I tried to jump and my body just gave up. B Noza happening right now.
I touched a basketball and it laughed at me. B Noza is real.
I tried to play basketball and my brain went to sleep. B Noza, baby.
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When you try to be cool and move and it's like you're a broken robot trying to dance. Absolute embarrassment.
I tried to run and my legs moved like they had no idea what they were doing. B Noza here.
I touched a ball and it looked at me like I was a joke. B Noza activated.
I tried to play football and my feet went to the moon. B Noza is strong.
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When you try to be active and your body is like 'nope, not today' and you end up looking like a confused potato.
I tried to run and my body said 'nope' and I looked like a potato. B Noza confirmed.
I touched a ball and my brain said 'why?' and I was confused. B Noza here.
I tried to play volleyball and my legs moved like they were on vacation. B Noza is happening.
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When you try to move and your body is like 'are you serious?' and you end up looking like a sad sloth who just got yelled at.
I tried to run and my body asked 'are you serious?' and I looked like a sad sloth. B Noza here.
I touched a ball and it just stared at me like I was crazy. B Noza confirmed.
I tried to play basketball and my legs forgot how to move. B Noza, baby.
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