B Nips

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B Nips are like the worst meat you’ve ever seen on a sandwich. Big, gross, and hanging out like they’re trying to escape.

My cousin's B Nips look like they were dropped in a meat locker and forgot to come back.

She showed me her B Nips and I almost threw up my coffee.

He said he’d date me if I didn’t have B Nips. I told him to go find a donkey.

B Nips are the reason people start running when they see a pizza truck. Big, smelly, and just plain unholy.

My mom says my B Nips are why she doesn’t let me eat pizza anymore.

He called my B Nips 'the devil’s snack.' I told him to shut up and take my lunch money.

I tried to hide my B Nips under a shirt. It didn’t work. My shirt cried.

B Nips are like a meat factory exploded in your chest. They’re big, they’re loud, and they’re never going to stop being gross.

My B Nips got me kicked out of the gym. The guy said they looked like they were gonna fight him.

She said my B Nips were so big, they had their own zip code.

I tried to wear a bra. My B Nips broke it. Now I wear a helmet.