B-Neyed

He tried to hit on her at the mall. She said no. He looked like he just failed math class.

He asked her to prom. She said no. He walked home like he got kicked by a donkey.

He texted her, 'Hey, wanna hang out?' She said no. He went to the park and cried.

He said, 'You’re hot.' She said, 'You’re not.' He left and went to eat a sandwich alone.

He tried to impress her with his cool shoes. She said, 'I’ve seen cooler shoes on a dog.'

He said, 'Hey, wanna be my girlfriend?' She said, 'No, but I’ll take your lunch money.'

He asked her to the dance. She said no. He went home and played video games for three days straight.

He said, 'I love you.' She said, 'I hate you.' He went to the store and bought a bag of chips and cried.

He texted her, 'I miss you.' She said, 'I miss my dog more.' He went to the park and sat alone.

He asked her to the movies. She said no. He went home and threw his socks at the wall.

He said, 'You’re the best.' She said, 'You’re the worst.' He went to the kitchen and ate cereal for dinner.

He asked her to be his girlfriend. She said no. He sat on the floor and cried like a baby.

He asked her to the party. She said no. He went home and watched cartoons for two hours.

He said, 'I’m awesome.' She said, 'You’re not.' He went to the store and bought a bag of chips and cried.

He asked her to be his girlfriend. She said no. He went to the park and sat alone like a loser.