B-Music

Current Trending

8 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

1
B-Music is like the ugly cousin of hip-hop. It’s full of silly rhymes, bad acting, and fake horror vibes. It’s so bad it’s good, like a cheeseburger made of expired meat.
"I tried to watch this movie, and now I can’t stop listening to this music!", @B_Music_Fanatic
Chad Carman is like the king of bad music, and we all just suffer through it.
My dog hates it. My mom loves it. That’s the B-Music life.
2
B-Music is rat shit. It’s the sound of a broke guy trying to be cool in a dirty basement. It’s like a bad movie, but with more yelling.
"This music is worse than my ex's singing.", @B_Music_Hater
I tried to fall asleep, and this music followed me to bed. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.
My neighbor plays it every day. I think he’s trying to drive me insane.
3
B-Music is the annoying noise that won’t stop. It’s like a loud, smelly kid at a party who won’t shut up. You can’t escape it, and you’ll probably end up buying something.
"Why is this music playing in every store?", @B_Music_Ennui
I didn’t buy anything, but now I have this song stuck in my head.
This music is like the salesperson that won’t leave you alone.
xs