B Muff

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The man who could bench-press a donkey and still have time to eat a muffin. He’s the king of the gym and the god of brunch. Nobody messes with him.

'B Muff just flexed so hard, the gym ceiling started crying.'

'I tried to flirt with B Muff. He said, 'I’m taken. My name is B Muff.'

'He ran a marathon in his pajamas. That’s B Muff.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A blueberry muffin that’s so good, it might just cause you to cry. It’s the breakfast of champions, the snack of the desperate, and the reason you’re late to class.

'I ate a B Muff and then I cried. I don’t know why.'

'My mom brought me a B Muff for my birthday. I’m still eating it.'

'That B Muff was so good, I forgot my math homework.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago