B-mister

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A nickname for your dad who is so tall he could knock out a giraffe, has a head like a melon, and yells, "Hey Duuude, What's craka lacking?" He’s also probably the same guy who killed a bird with a spoon.
My B-mister is 7 feet tall and thinks he’s a superhero.
He once tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem by yelling at a chicken.
He’s the reason why my mom has a headache every Sunday.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A teacher so good they could make a math test sound like a rap battle. You’ll never have a better teacher, and if you do, they’re probably a ghost.
My B-mister taught me algebra with a magic marker and a lot of swearing.
He once turned a classroom into a zombie apocalypse just to make a point.
He’s the only person who can make me cry over a quadratic equation.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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