B-minus

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A man who looks like he got hit by a bus and still tried to fight back.
My cousin is a B-minus. He tried to pick a fight with a guy who was already drunk.
He’s like a dog that’s been kicked but still barks.
He’s the guy who shows up to the party and no one even notices him.
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It’s like getting a free pass to the worst part of your life.
I got a B-minus in math, and I’m glad I didn’t fail.
He said, 'You can stay here, it’s a B-minus.'
My mom said, 'You can eat that, it’s a B-minus.'
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Bud Light, the beer that’s so weak it thinks it’s a hero.
I drank a B-minus and it didn’t even help me feel better.
He said, 'Let’s drink some B-minus.'
That beer is a B-minus, it’s barely beer.
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Any beer that starts with B and has light in it, but it’s not that good.
I drank Bud Light, that’s a B-minus.
He said, 'We’re drinking B-minus tonight.'
That’s just a B-minus, nothing special.
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You have a friend but no sex, it’s like a friendship with no fun.
He’s my friend but no sex, it’s a B-minus.
She said, 'We’re just friends, it’s a B-minus.'
He’s not my boyfriend, it’s a B-minus.
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You disown your kid because he got a B-minus and that’s the worst thing ever.
He got a B-minus, I disowned him.
My kid got a B-minus, I disowned him in front of everyone.
He got a B-minus, I disowned him and I’m not sorry.
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It’s just a fancy way of saying B-minus, nothing more.
He said it’s a B-minus, but I still don’t get it.
It’s just a B-minus, no big deal.
That’s a B-minus, but it’s still a B-minus.
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