B Major

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A music key that’s like the elite club of notes, five sharps get in, and they’re all the cool kids: F#, C#, G#, D#, and A#. The B major chord is just the best of them: B, D#, and F#, the kings, queens, and rock stars of the scale.

My guitar teacher said B major is the only key that sounds like a royal family fight.

I tried to play B major and my fingers screamed like they were on fire.

That song is all B major, it’s like the music version of a diva meltdown.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A key so sharp it could cut you, five sharps or flats, depending on how much you hate your life. It’s the key that makes your brain hurt and your piano sound like a screaming match.

I got stuck in B major and my brain felt like it was being stabbed with sharps.

That key is so sharp, it’s like it has a knife for every note.

My teacher said I failed because I used the wrong key, B major, of course.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A woman who gives head so good, it’s like you’re being fed the best snack ever, and you’re just sitting there, eating it like it’s your last meal.

My friend’s ex said she gave him B major and he was like, 'I died and went to heaven.'

That girl in my class gives B major and it’s like she’s giving me a gift from God.

I got B major and I felt like I was in heaven, for about 10 seconds.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A scumbag who takes advantage of clueless kids and rips them off like it’s their job, and they’re proud of it.

That guy scammed me out of $20 and called me a noob, I want him dead.

My cousin got scammed by a B major and now he’s broke and bitter.

I got scammed by a B major and I still can’t believe it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago