B-made

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Lemonade so weak it makes your bones cry. It’s made with sad lemons, empty promises, and enough salt to make a sailor swear at the ocean.

My cousin drinks b-made every morning and still can't hold a conversation.

My mom says she's only drinking b-made because she's too tired to be mad.

My friend tried to make b-made and it just tasted like regret.

A man who’s got a woman’s money and a baby’s brain. He’s got the looks of a king but the brain of a pigeon.

That guy at the bar is a b-made. He told my sister he’d marry her and then ran off with a waitress.

My uncle is a b-made. He promised me a car and now he’s driving a bus.

My neighbor’s boyfriend is a b-made. He’s got a job but still can’t pay rent.