B-macked

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When you sit back and enjoy watching your ex's girlfriend get all hot and bothered right in front of you while you're still technically dating her
I saw your ex and her new girlfriend at the mall. You were still dating her. I laughed so hard I choked on my snack.
You were still with her when her ex came in and started flirting with her. You looked like a sad puppy.
You were at the park with her when her ex showed up. You got so mad you threw a squirrel out of a tree.
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Someone who'll be your best friend until they see a pretty face and then they're gone, like they were never there
You were my best friend until you saw my ex. Now you're gone. I hate you.
I told you my secrets. Then you saw my ex. Now you're my ex's best friend.
You were my friend until you saw her. Now you're my ex's sidekick.
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