B + M

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B + M is the roller coaster gods. Their rides are so smooth, you’d think you’re floating on a cloud. But then the wheels scream like a banshee on a bad day.
"Nemesis is the best coaster ever. It’s like being tossed in a blender and then thrown out a window.", @rollercoasterguy
"Oblivion is the devil’s roller coaster. I got a headache and a new nickname: Oblivion.", @coasteraddict23
"Mantis is so fast, I thought I was going to die. Then I realized I was just going to be late to work.", @coasterman99
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Brick and Mortar is old school. Like, really old school. No fancy phones or apps, just real stores with real people who can actually help you.
"I went to the store and asked for help. The guy didn’t even blink. I think he’s been there since the 80s.", @brickandmortarfan
"Brick and Mortar is the only place I can buy a real sandwich. Not some weird app food.", @storelover
"I don’t need a phone to buy things. I just need a store and a person who knows what they’re doing.", @oldman23
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Soulmates are like the best friends you ever had. Except they’re also your partner in crime. And you never want to leave them.
"My soulmate and I have been together for 10 years. We still argue about who made the bed.", @soulmate123
"Soulmates are the only people who can tolerate your weird habits.", @soulmatequeen
"My soulmate and I are like a married couple. We argue, we fight, and we still love each other.", @soulmateking
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B$M is the worst family in the world. They bully, they raid, they smoke on oozy and they don’t care if you get banned.
"B$M just raided my server. I got banned and I don’t even know who did it.", @serverraider
"They smoke on oozy like it’s their job. I can’t even breathe.", @oozyuser
"B$M is like a gang. They don’t care if you get banned. They just want to make you suffer.", @serverking
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B + M is when you go number two and it feels like you’re dying. Or maybe you’re just really constipated.
"I had a B + M so bad, I thought I was going to die. Then I realized I just needed a laxative.", @bowlmovement
"B + M is the worst. It’s like being stuck in a toilet for hours.", @toiletuser
"I had a B + M so bad, I think I got a new nickname: The Bowl.", @bowlqueen
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Black and Mild is like a cigar, but way better. It smells like vanilla and it tastes like heaven.
"Black and Mild is the best thing ever. It smells like heaven and it tastes like heaven.", @cigarlover
"I smoke Black and Mild and it’s like I’m in heaven. I just don’t want to leave.", @cigarqueen
"Black and Mild is the only thing that can make me happy. Even my mom can’t do that.", @cigarman
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Bitch and Moan is when you lose an argument and you just can’t shut up. You’re like a broken record.
"I lost the argument and now I’m just bitching and moaning. I can’t shut up.", @bitchandmoan
"My friend lost the argument and now he’s just bitching and moaning. It’s like he’s a broken record.", @bitchandmoan2
"Bitch and Moan is like having a conversation with a broken record. You can’t shut up.", @bitchandmoan3
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