B-kick

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When life slaps you so hard you feel it in your noodle.

My ex just texted me saying she's engaged. I got a B-kick so strong I dropped my phone.

Life gave me a B-kick when my car broke down on the way to my job interview.

I got a B-kick when I found out my favorite pizza place is closing next week.

When the universe decides to punch you in the buns with a brick.

I got a B-kick when my dog ate my homework and my teacher failed me.

Life threw a brick at my buns when I lost my job and my car.

I got a B-kick when my crush texted me and said they're dating someone else.

When everything goes wrong at once and you get hit by a bus.

I got a B-kick when I spilled coffee on my shirt, my dog ran away, and I got a ticket.

Life hit me with a bus when my phone died and I missed my flight.

I got a B-kick when my mom yelled at me, my dad broke his leg, and my sister failed her test.