b-jonner

She called me at 3 AM screaming about her period and said I ruined her life.

He tried to fit in and it looked like a horror movie.

She said it was my fault her bra was soaked.

He said he’d only be 10 minutes. It’s been 3 hours and he still hasn’t come out.

She texted me a picture of her eating pizza and said it was a ‘b-jonner emergency’.

He asked if she was coming and she said, ‘I’m still in my b-jonner.’

She said he was ‘trapped’ and I said, ‘That’s your b-jonner.’

He’s been stuck with her since 2015 and still hasn’t escaped.

He said he’d never go back, but he did and now he’s stuck.

He said he was going to ‘die’ and then she said, ‘You’re not dying, you’re just going into my b-jonner.’

She said she could live forever in there and he said, ‘No, I’m the one who dies.’

He went in and came out 2 hours later and said, ‘I’m dead.’

He said it was the deepest b-jonner he’s ever been in and he didn’t come out for a week.

She said she was ‘in the deep end’ and he said, ‘I can’t breathe.’

He tried to escape and she said, ‘You won’t get out until you promise to never come back.’

He went in and came out saying he’d never love anyone else again.

She said she ‘won’ and he said, ‘I lost my mind.’

He said he’d ‘never win again’ and she said, ‘You just didn’t try hard enough.’