b job

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1
a fancy way to say you just got caught with your pants down and your mouth full
My mom asked what I was doing in the bathroom, and I said I was doing a b job. She didn’t believe me.
He said he was doing a b job for his boss, but I know he was doing it for his crush.
I got a b job at the gas station and got fired for doing it in the back.
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when you’re so desperate for a good time you’ll let anyone use your mouth for fun
She did a b job for the pizza guy just to get free cheese.
He did a b job for his friend’s mom and got a new video game.
I did a b job for my teacher and got an A on my math test.
3
a job you do with your mouth and no one thinks it’s a real job
I told my boss I had a b job and he said I could leave early.
She did a b job at the mall and got a free coffee.
He did a b job in the car and got caught by his mom.
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