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Old school vibes, like when your grandpa still had a beard and your grandma still had teeth.
'Man, back in the day, we had to walk five miles to get a pizza.'
'I used to fight dragons in the 90s.'
'You don’t know what real struggle is.'
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When you give someone a pass because they might be a little crazy, but you’re still not sure if you should trust them.
'I’ll believe you, but if you lie again, I’ll throw you out the window.'
'He said he’d come back, so I let him stay.'
'She’s probably telling the truth, but I’m still watching her.'
3
When you’re so confident you think all the girls in the world want to be your personal snack.
'I don’t need no relationships, I got bitches on my dick.'
'He’s got a whole squad of girls fanning him like it’s a championship.'
'He’s got more girls on his dick than a Burger King.'
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You light up like it’s your birthday and you’re smoking a cigar that costs more than your rent.
'I just smoked a blunt to the dome, now I feel like a king.'
'He lit up like it was the final level of a video game.'
'She’s so high, she thinks the moon is a piece of candy.'
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That random comment from some guy who probably still lives in his mom’s basement.
'Quovo said, 'That house is a dump.''
'He just randomly said that like he knew us.'
'He posted a picture of his old house and said, 'That was a mess.' '
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You tie someone up and spank them like they owe you money.
'He tied me up and spanked me for not paying my rent.'
'They said discipline was the only way to make me behave.'
'I got strapped like I was a kid again.'
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You come back after dinner like you were out getting pizza and just ran into a vampire.
'I was back after dinner, but I ran into a vampire on the way.'
'He came back after dinner, but he was still hungry.'
'She came back after dinner and said, 'I’m not done eating yet.' '
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