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kicking your girlfriend's ass while you're both wasted and screaming at each other like a broken radio.
I b-hubbed her after she called me a f***ing f*** face.
He b-hubbed his ex because she took his last beer.
They b-hubbed each other in the kitchen like a pair of angry raccoons.
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a full-on punch-up with your girlfriend when you both have the brainpower of a drunk squirrel.
She b-hubbed me because I said her hair looked like a f***ing disaster.
They b-hubbed in the living room after he called her a f***ing f*** head.
He b-hubbed his girlfriend because she stole his last pizza slice.
3
when you fight your girlfriend so hard you both look like you’ve been hit by a f***ing truck.
They b-hubbed in the hallway after he called her a f***ing mess.
She b-hubbed him because he said her mom was a f***ing disaster.
He b-hubbed her during a drinking game and now they both have a black eye.
4
a full-blown brawl with your girlfriend when you’re both so drunk you don’t know what day it is.
He b-hubbed her after she said his dad was a f***ing f*** face.
They b-hubbed in the kitchen after he called her a f***ing f*** head.
She b-hubbed him because he took the last slice of pizza.
5
when you and your girlfriend turn into a f***ing wrestling match because you’re both too wasted to think straight.
They b-hubbed in the living room after he said her hair was a f***ing disaster.
He b-hubbed her because she took his last beer.
She b-hubbed him after he called her a f***ing f*** mess.
6
a total f***ing meltdown with your girlfriend after you’ve both drunk so much you can’t even remember your own name.
They b-hubbed in the hallway because he said her mom was a f***ing f*** face.
He b-hubbed her because she called him a f***ing f*** head.
She b-hubbed him after he took the last slice of pizza.
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