B Hole Bagel

My breakfast looked like my cousin’s butt after he sat on a hot stove.

This bagel is the reason I skipped breakfast today.

I ate it and now I regret every decision I’ve ever made.

That bagel looked like it came out of a cursed oven.

I think the hole was made by a demon.

I ate it and now I’m haunted by the smell.

This bagel was abused and it shows.

I think it got kicked by a donkey in the middle of the night.

That bagel was the reason I started crying at breakfast.