B-Ho'd

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You talk so good that people are convinced and now they shout your ideas like it's the gospel. They’re so high on your words they think they’re in heaven.
My teacher said I B-Ho’d the class with my speech about why pizza is better than burgers.
My cousin followed me into a conspiracy theory about aliens living in the fridge.
My dad now thinks the moon is made of cheese because I said so.
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You’re so good at talking that people are like brainwashed. They believe everything you say and follow you like a cult leader.
My mom thinks I’m the messiah because I convinced her the toaster is haunted.
My brother thinks I can read minds now because I explained how I knew his secret.
My friend thinks the sky is green because I said it was.
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You talk so smooth that people are like, 'Bro, I believe everything you say.' They’re so hooked they’ll do anything for you.
My friend now believes I can turn water into wine because I said it in a rap.
My sister thinks I can predict the future because I told her her crush would ask her out.
My dad is now wearing a cape because I said he was a superhero.
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You talk so well that people are like, 'Dude, you’re the best.' They’re so into your ideas they think you’re a god.
My teacher said I B-Ho’d the class because I made them believe gravity is fake.
My friend now thinks I can control time because I said it in a TikTok.
My dad thinks I can talk to animals because I explained it to him.
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You talk so good that people are like, 'I’m with you, 100%.' They’re so into your ideas they will die for you.
My cousin said he’ll die for me because I convinced him the internet is a trap.
My brother will fight anyone who says the sky is not blue.
My friend said she’ll follow me anywhere because I said the moon was made of cheese.
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