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A fancy new weed that costs about twenty bucks a gram. It’s legal so your mom won’t yell at you. It hits you like a ton of bricks the first time. But after that it’s just a sad excuse for a high. You gotta puff it deep and hold it in longer than your little brother holds his breath during math tests.
Just bought a gram of b happee. First hit was like being hit by a truck. Now I’m just sad and hungry.
This b happee is the reason I failed my math test. It’s not worth it.
My mom bought me b happee for my birthday. I don’t know why she’s still alive.